Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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