dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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