we're blogging at a bar
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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