Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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