it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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