S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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