I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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