She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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