i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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