did you get engaged???
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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