i may or may not be watching the land before time
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I just gargled with NyQuil
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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