oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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