why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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