Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
