He asked to "fluff my boner.."
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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