Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
