More tranny stories later!
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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