Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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