someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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