Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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