I think my fart just growled at me.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I touched a dick in church today
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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