I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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