what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Threesome in a minivan. New low
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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