I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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