she was so not down for the gang bang
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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