Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Randomize
