I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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