Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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