You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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