I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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