I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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