You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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