Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
When did angry sex become our thing?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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