they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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