I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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