What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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