your room smells of hookers.
And success
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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