i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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