your parents love me but you hate me
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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