Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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