ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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