its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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