I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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