im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Someone signed my nipple.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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