So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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