end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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