Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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