I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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