I'm going to jail i love you
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
That's when you crack a 10am beer
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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