Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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