I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Farmville is her only friend.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
